Things I liked in December | And then there were none | Oscar Isaac | Podcasts

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It’s mid-January! I’m very late with this post! Let’s get on with it!


 

Podcast – Fiction Addiction

My friend Sarah records this, and it’s really thoughtful and broad, and I’m very into it. Recently, she and her co-host have discussed Jessica Jones, Code Name Verity, Hannibal and Bakkhai. Good work, Sarah.

Book – Juniper Lane by Kady Morrison

9780990484431.jpgAfter a breakup she’d rather not talk–or think–about ever again, Mim Robinson has nowhere to go: distanced from her friends, estranged from most of her family, she finds herself against all odds on Juniper Lane, surrounded by an eccentric aunt and her wealthy, uptight neighbors. Among the catty gossip and quiet rhythms of the suburbs, Mim finds herself striking up a strange, unexpected friendship with the intimidating Nadia Bahjat, the only other twenty-something on the street. Nadia, a professional chef and perennial disappointment to her parents, had to leave a promising career in the city to return home when her father grew sick–but she’ll soon realize that her parents may not be as perfect as she’d always imagined. A queer romance that encompasses both a cutting satire of suburban American life and a nuanced depiction of the aftermath of abuse, Juniper Lane is above all an ode to the freedom that comes from embracing the uncertainty of adulthood.

I’m a huge (HUGE) fan of Big Bang Press’s A Hero at the end of the world, so as soon as their second release landed on my kindle I devoured it whole.  It’s lovely and romantic in a hazy summer kind of way. Intensely character focused, with a great critique of suburban America. I really enjoyed this one. This isn’t released until April, but it’s up for preorder here.

TV series-  And Then There Were None
tumblr_o08pd4MkMz1ruxfazo1_250.giftumblr_o08pd4MkMz1ruxfazo2_250.gifThis sinister BBC adaptation of the Agatha Christie
mystery was my favourite part of Christmas tv, tbh. It was ominous and slick and perfect – and Aidan Turner is in it, with a lot of Female Gaze cinematography going on. It reminded me a LOT of my fave tv show Hannibal, in terms of elegant murder, dinner parties and fashion. Watch it.

I also really enjoyed this interview with the Production Designer discussing the design of the figurines, this analysis of the Murder Order of the cast at The Toast and this fannish character analysis. Clearly I follow the best people on social media because everyone was Big Into this 3-episode series.

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Quiz – Will You Make A Suitable Bride For Oscar Isaac?

As you may be aware, since Star Wars came out, Oscar Isaac has become tumblr’s new boyfriend (exes include: Tom Hiddleston, Dylan O’Brien, Benedict Cumberbatch, Natalie Dormer etc. etc.). My fave satire website was quick to jump on this internet-wide crush and make a quiz about him. I have read novels with less production quality. Let me hire this person to write for me.

 

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Even though I have yet to see Star Wars (I know! What am I doing!), I approve. Wholeheartedly.


 

In other news: I’ve added all of the extra scenes and short stories that I’ve written about Kate and Matt to Wattpad. You can now read Chapter 1 from Matt’s POV, a medieval short story, some deleted scenes and a ton of drabbles.

In a very fun blog interview recently, I got to choose my favourite quotes, characters and more from The Next Together.

I reviewed Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge for a series on Bollywood that the lovely Sofia is running.

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A collection of AUs

A while ago I did a load of short sentences about Kate and Matt for a tumblr meme based on short prompts people sent me. As most of them turned into little stories, I thought I’d post them here too.

Warning: don’t take these too seriously. At all.


Prompt: one of the pairing is a spoiled, rich kid

“I’m sorry,” Matthew said, peering over his Chanel-brand glasses at Katy. “But you’re leaning against my Merc.”

Katy didn’t move, but folded her arms and settled in against the driver’s door, chewing her gum thoughtfully. “You’re seventeen and you’ve got a car? And it’s a mercedes?”

Matthew’s cheeks flushed the slightest shade of pink. “Don’t be a snob. It’s my dad’s.”

Katy grinned at him. “I won’t be a snob if you take me for a spin. You’re Mattie, right? Upper sixth?”

Matthew’s eyebrows rose. “I’d prefer if you called me Matthew.”

“Alright, Matthew,” she leered, delighting in the way his blush increased. “I’m ‘Katherine’. Let’s go to Shakeaway. We can get the millionaire’s milkshakes, with gold flakes.”


Prompt: bored on a stakeout

“I’m bored,” Kate said. She arched her back, arms above her head and stifling a yawn. “And cold.”

“Yeah?” Mat’s voice was low and soft, his eyes dark. He lifted up one arm so Kate could curl into his side. She pressed herself against him with a sigh. Matt wrapped his arm around her, tangling his fingers in the hair at the base of her neck.
Kate rubbed the hem of his shirt between her thumb and forefinger, relaxing into the warmth of him. “Much better,” she murmured, rubbing her cheek against the five – o’clock shadow on the underside of his jaw.

Matt’s chest rose and fell in contentment. He pressed a kiss to her forehead, then went stiff. “They’re making the drop.”

Kate dived for the door, pulling out her gun.

 


 

Prompt: siding with pirates to save a loved one

“No way,” Matt said firmly. “Absolutely no way.”

“Come on,” Kate said, patting him reassuringly on the bicep and readjusting her false moustache. “It’ll be fun.”

“In what possible way is mutinying against the captain fun?” Matt threw up his arms, and then paused as the captain pulled out a thumbscrew and approached a tied up Tom with it. “On second thoughts …”


Prompt: street racing gang

“So where is he?” Kate whispered to the burly Harley-Davidson rider standing next to her. “The brutal gang leader who everyone is terrified of? Galloway something?”

Don’t say his name,” the biker hissed, looking around nervously. “He has spieseverywhere.” He gestured towards the cluster of motorbikes surrounding a pimped out green camaro, tattoos on his forearm flexing. “That’s his ride.”

Kate balanced on her toes, peering over bald heads to try and make out the fearsome Matthew Galloway. She caught a glimpse of lean limbs, fluffy brown hair curling up the wind of the underpass, and a set of long fingers pushing up the rim of his glasses.

“That’s him?” she snorted. “He looks like a primary school teacher.”

“Trust me,” the biker said, still looking around for eavesdroppers. “He’s scarier than he looks. I feel sorry for whoever he’s racing tonight – that engine is unstoppable.”

Kate grinned toothily. “Don’t worry. He’s racing me.”


 

Prompt: unexpected baby/accidentally pregnant + immortal pair finding each other after years and years apart

“Tom, I can’t babysit,” Kate said, folding her arms and raising her chin. “I just … I just found my true love.”

“That is the worst excuse I’ve ever heard,” Tom said, and thrust a bag of nappies and baby food at her. “I’ll be back tomorrow.”

“TOMORROW?” Kate screeched. “THAT’S HOURS AWAY!”

“You’re lucky she’s not learnt to walk yet,” Tom said grimly, and passed over the (already whimpering) toddler in his arms. “Besides, my brother Matt is going to come around later and help you out. You’ve not met him before, right?”

“He better be hot,” Kate grumbled, affectionately bopping the baby on the nose and making her gurgle happily.


Prompt: roommates

Kate slumped over her desk, banging her head against her textbooks. “Matt,” she groaned.

Silence.

“Matthew.”

More silence.

“Galloway.”

A heavy sigh. “What, Kate? I’m napping.”

Kate twisted around on the chair. “It’s eleven a.m. You’re sleeping.”

“I got up earlier.”

“You drank my tea and went back to bed.”

“That counts.” Matt pulled his pillow over his head, letting out a half-inaudible groan.

“I need your help with the homework. Get up!” Kate prodded his shoulder with her big toe, scooting across the room on the chair.

He heaved another large sigh. “In a bit.”

“Okay. Fine. Shift over, then.”

Matt lifted up the corner of the duvet and let Kate slide into the bed next to him.

“We’ll study after lunch,” Kate said contentedly, pulling his arm around her waist.

“I love being a student,” Matt said, and pressed his face into the back of her neck.

Taking Stock of 2015

The end of my debut year is here! It’s been an incredible twelve months: I’ve made tons of new friends, gone to amazing events all over the country, and got to know some incredible writers. So here’s some of the amazing things I’ve done over the last year.

The Good:

Writing

I wrote a new novel called The Loneliest Girl in the Universe, finishing it the day before I turned 23. It’s my third, and definitely the one I’m most proud of, for lots of reasons (most of which I shouldn’t talk about just yet, as it’s still unannounced…).

Hopefully there’ll be more news on this front in 2016, but for now –

Publication

TNTOG_anim4bMy first novel was released in the UK, Australia and New Zealand! Obviously this is the best thing to happen …. ever.  There were lots of amazing things related to this, but some of the highlights were being featured in the Australian subscription box the YA Chronicles, becoming a #1 Bestseller on Amazon in the sci fi category for the last month, and being mentioned in Marie Claire, The Bookseller and The Sunday Express! (I feel like that’s more of an achievement of my publicist, who is pretty excellent, than myself personally, but I’m including it anyway). People also made fanart and
fanfiction and gifsets about something I created, which is just . . . wow.

I was awarded a writing grant from Arts Council England, supported by the National Lottery. To be chosen was really touching and I’m so grateful.

yashotI participated in my first author events, including a book launch (!), school workshops and bookshop events. I even got to chair a panel at YA Shot! At my first event at Nine Worlds Con I was very, very nervous, but to my surprise, I’ve quickly got the hang of public speaking. I don’t get too worried before events any more. Getting so much practice at public speaking this year is one of the things I’m proudest of – I’ve done nearly 20 events all on my own! Some other highlights were UKYA Extravaganza, my visits to the Uni of Notts, my old sixth form and Kenilworth Books, YALC and a blogging panel at Waterstones Birmingham.

I also had a professional photoshoot with Pete Bedwell, which was very surreal and fun.

I got to blurb Catherine Doyle’s second book Inferno (out this week, and amazing!).

Non-fiction writing

tumblr_nruh84k7Tw1qa24muo1_500I wrote some non-fiction for the first time. I wrote an article for The Guardian called ‘Scientific inaccuracies your favourite historical characters definitely believed’. I also wrote a humorous scientific essay for The Toast called ‘The Hogwarts Houses of the Periodic Elements: A Critical Analysis’, achieving one of my personal goals for the year – to write a freelance article for my favourite website.

I did a huge amount of publicity for The Next Together, including writing a whole series of extras for the book including a Buzzfeed quiz, playlists, moodboards and short stories. It was a lot (lot) of work that I doubt I’ll do to that level for a book release again – I spent so much time working for free this year! – but I’m really glad I gave my debut the best possible start I could.

 

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My favourite video with Alice Oseman!

I was also lucky enough to be invited to film lots of vlog interviews with book bloggers like Lucy Powrie and Two Paper Girls, which was so much fun. 

 

I interviewed a series of publishing professionals, lots of whom personally worked on The Next Together. It took a lot of organisation but I learnt loads about the publishing industry, and I think it’s a great resource. My favourites are with my German translators and cover designer.

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I visited Venice and Wales, both for the first time! I swam with a seal. I saw the NYE fireworks from the banks of the Thames. I went to lots of plays and concerts, including Wicked, The Decemberists, Fall Out Boy, Halsey,  Bakkhai and Measure for Measure.

I got to be very proud of my brother, who wrote a dissertation, graduated, turned 21, got recruited into the police and passed his driving test – all within the space of about three weeks. My best and oldest friend moved back home with her two kids, and got a kitten, providing me with a year’s worth of playtime.

I made lots of new friends in the UKYA community, who I feel like I’ve known for years. Shoutout to Katie Webber, Kate Ormand, GracieActually and Arianne! I started a book club with fellow authors Alice Oseman, Catherine Doyle, Sara Barnard and Louise O’Neill (which we really need to start up again soon!).

The bad:

By far the worst thing to happen this year was losing my American publishing deal in January when Egmont US closed down. It was a big blow, and it’s been a massive cause of stress for me. I’m very lucky to have found a new home for The Next Together in the US (more on that soon, hopefully! For now I’m sworn to secrecy…). However, publication has shifted from the original date of Autumn 2015, to coincide with UK release, to Spring 2017. I think it’ll be worth the wait, though (if only because it’ll be a fancy American hardback *drools*).

tumblr_inline_n7119uUK0u1rbvse2.gifI took my driving test! ….. and I failed. I’m taking it again next week, so second time lucky I guess?

I got very anxious about book-related stresses this year, especially when approaching release day, and let it make me ill. My main New year’s resolution for 2016 is to just chill out about stuff a little more. Worrying, for the most part, does nothing to help a situation. (This also may be while I failed my driving test….)

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This, basically. (By Deep Dark Fears)

I struggled a lot with reading this year, because I was reading purely contemporary YA in an attempt to keep up with hype on twitter and the blogging community. It took me a long time to realise that this is something I’ve never enjoyed, and that it was making me dislike reading. I’ve since banned contemporary YA almost completely from my reading list, and I’ve started enjoying reading again.

For related reasons, my relationship with Twitter has got… complicated. I’m still working on this. I might write a blog post about it. It’s tough.

Overall rating for 2015:

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New year’s resolutions:

  1. Worry less. Chill more.
  2. Stop googling my book (this will probably, you know, help with #1 a little bit….)
  3. Write a screenplay.
  4. Pass! my! driving! test!

Happy new year, everyone! I hope you have an amazing 2016, and stay tuned over the next twelve months for the publication of The Last Beginning and TNT in translation (into four languages!).

My favourite Christmas books

The tree is up, the advent calendar chocolates are nearly all eaten, and the mulled wine has been drunk – it’s nearly Christmas! Here are some of my favourite YA books with Christmas scenes, to help you feel festive.

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe by C.S. Lewis

When Peter, Susan, Edmund and Lucy took their first steps into the world behind the magic wardrobe, little do they realise what adventures are about to unfold. And as the story of Narnia begins to unfold, so to does a classic tale that has enchanted readers of all ages for over half a century.

You can fight me on this, but I firmly believe there’s nothing more festive than the scene in Narnia where Lucy ventures through the wardrobe into a world of snow, lampposts in forests and talking fawns who feed you delicious food…. It can’t be beaten!

Read the rest at The Big Book Project!

My favourite books of 2015

In 2014, I read 139 books. These were my favourite. So far in 2015 I’ve read 158. I’m doing pretty well!

As with the books I most want to read in 2016, none of these are by people I know personally, because I don’t think that’s fair (how would you know whether I’m just saying it because I like them?)


10) Texts from Jane Eyre: And Other Conversations with Your Favorite Literary Characters by Mallory Ortberg

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16 books I want to read in ’16

It’s that time again! Last year I recommended 15 books for 2015 (which I did quite well on – I read 12 and loved 7), so here are 16 for 2016. I may have preordered many of these….

These don’t include books by people I know personally, because I feel a bit . . . weird about that. However, a few of those are: Radio Silence by Alice Oseman, Inferno by Catherine Doyle, Beautiful Broken Things by Sara Barnard, Truth or Dare by Non Pratt, Jolly Foul Play by Robin Stevens, The Square Root of Summer by Harriet Reuter Hapgood, False Hearts by Laura Lam, Rebel of the Sands by Alwyn Hamilton, Into the Dim by Janet B. Taylor, Beyond the Red by Ava Jae and obviously MY OWN The Last Beginning.


 

16) The City of Mirrors (The Passage #3) by Justin Cronin (Orion, May 24th)

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Article for The Guardian: Scientific inaccuracies your favourite historical characters definitely believed

From smoking being good for you, to it being possible to turn metal into gold, have you ever wondered what Mr Darcy, Dr Frankenstein and Miss Marple would have accepted as plain fact? Lauren James reveals all here!

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Mr Darcy (seen here played by Colin Firth in the film of Pride and Prejudice) would have surely believed that metals could be turned into gold if you tried hard enough. Photograph: BBC Photo Library/BBC

My first novel The Next Together uses the concept of reincarnation (and time travel!) to explore whether people intrinsically change just by being born in different time periods. The insurmountable barriers of time and space don’t stop my characters from falling in love with each other. However, being born in different points in history does cause some problems. In particular, they often have wildly differing opinions about technology and medicine, due to the current scientific knowledge of their time periods.

A character born in 1745 will believe different things about the world to one born in 2015 – such as how to treat a headache, or whether it’s possible to travel by flying. The same is true for every character throughout history, even those that are relatively modern. Miss Marple, for example, would have believed that smoking is healthy, something that was only disproved in 1948.

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Agatha Christie’s Miss Marple (seen here played by Julia McKenzie) would have believed smoking was perfectly healthy. Photograph: ITV Plc

It is inevitable that nearly all of our favourite characters from historical fictional would have accepted some truly terrible scientific inaccuracies as plain fact. Hamlet, born in the fifteenth century, would have insisted that the sun orbits the earth. This was only disproved fully by Isaac Newton in the seventeenth century.

Some of these hypotheses would be considered ridiculous to believe today – such as the idea that a fire element called phlogiston was needed to burn things, which seventeenth-century Don Quixote would have thought to be true. This mysterious element was only discovered to be oxygen over a hundred years later.

Lauren James: the insurmountable barriers of time and space don’t stop my characters from falling in love with each other. Photograph: Pete Bedwell.

It’s impossible to deny that Jane Austen’s Mr Darcy would have believed that metals could be turned into gold if you tried hard enough, but we can still imagine that despite his environment and upbringing, he would have upheld modern moral and ethical standards. We all want to think that our fictional faves secretly supported gender equality and an end to slavery.

Margaret Mitchell’s Scarlett O’Hara fromGone With The Wind, set at about the time that Mr Darcy was probably funding the research of fortune-seeking alchemists, would have believed that it was possible to spontaneously combust. The myth that you had to be constantly on your guard against the possibility of bursting into flames without warning was spread by Charles Dickens, who used it as a plot device in his novel Bleak House. In fact, as recently as the 1970s it was hypothesised that spontaneous combustion was caused by depression.

Mary Shelley’s Dr Frankenstein, despite his creativity with reanimated corpses, would have believed that bloodletting cured illness, something which would horrify modern doctors. It was believed until the mid-nineteenth century that by collecting the blood of a sick patient the imbalance of their humours would be corrected, curing their illness. The existence of humours is another scientific inaccuracy, one that has been believed for millennia, maybe as far back as the time of Achilles and Patroclus.

In the early twentieth century, Sherlock Holmeswould have believed the atom was the smallest possible type of matter, and couldn’t be split further. Protons, neutrons and electrons were only discovered in 1917 by Ernest Rutherford. This atomic breakthough would have been read about with much interest by the detective.

While even the most admirable of fictional creations would have believed some pretty ridiculous things, I think we should be able to find it in our hearts to forgive them for this. After all, they are a product of their time. In future years we might also be mocked for our beliefs.

In February of this year, a new model made by physicists Ahmed Farag Ali and Saurya Das predicted that the Big Bang might not have been the start of the universe after all. The model suggests that the universe had always existed, long before the Big Bang. If this is proven to be accurate, the theory of a giant explosion “creating the universe” could turn out to be one of the scientific blunders of our generation.

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Is time travel possible? Should the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park really have been feathery, after all? Is Pluto a planet?

Only time will tell.

Read the rest at The Guardian website!

November Favourites | Soap & Glory | Joules | Lovelace & Babbage

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It’s nearly December! Thank god, amirite guys? My November has been pretty terrible. I’ve been deep in edit swampland on The Last Beginning for most of November, so I only actually finished reading two books. However, one of them was a graphic novel so incredible I wish it was ten times as long.


 

Graphic Novel: The Thrilling Adventures of Lovelace and Babbage: The (Mostly) True Story of the First Computer
by Sydney Padua 

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A unique take on the unrealized invention of the computer in the 1830s by the eccentric polymath Charles Babbage and his accomplice, the daughter of Lord Byron, Ada, Countess of Lovelace. When Ada translated her friend Babbage’s plans for the “Difference Engine,” her lengthy footnotes contained the first appearance of the general computing theory—one hundred years before an actual computer was built. Sadly, Lovelace died of cancer a few years after publishing the paper, and Babbage never built any of his machines. But now Sydney Padua gives us an alternate reality in which Lovelace and Babbage do build the Difference Engine, and then use it to do battle with the American banking system, the publishing industry, their own fears that their project will lose funding, and a villainous street musician who will force the two friends to reevaluate their priorities—”for the sake of both London and science.”

Lovelace and Babbage have completely captured my heart. I can’t remember the last time I loved characters more. They have such a great male/female friendship, and they are both oddball and fun and I just – I love them so much. If I ever get access to a time machine, my new answer to what I would do with it is: GO AND HANG OUT WITH LOVELACE AND BABBAGE.

Make-up: Soap & Glory THE FAB PORE™ 2-IN-1 FACIAL PORE PURIFYING MASK & PEEL

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This is the first face mask I’ve ever tried, drawn in by the lure of beauty bloggers, and it was pretty good. I’m clearly not cut out to be a beauty blogger, because that’s all I’ve got to say about it: it was decent.

 

 

Internet Nonsense: Company Is Coming by Chris Fleming

I’ve cried tears of laughter at this video every time I’ve watched it (and that’s a lot). I’m pretty sure most mums are like this. I can appreciate it from the POV of someone who will 100% be a mum like this in the future.

TV Series: How to Get Away With Murderhow-to-get-away-with-murder

I’ve been watching this very sloooowly, because I’m not often in the mood for crime stuff, so I’m only halfway through series 1. However, it’s excellent and I love and support all of the characters, even though everyone makes terrible life choices and needs to go home and have a good think about their lives for a bit.

9039903981598I hear Series 2 is even more of the incredible Satan and Her Murder Ducklings, so I can’t wait for that.

Clothes: Joules Pyjamas

These flannel PJs are so soft and warm and I predict I will spend my entire winter season in them. Do yourself a favour and get some.

 

 

Music: Adele – 25

I mean, obviously. OBVIOUSLY. Like the rest of the world, I’m not immune to Adele’s dulcet tones and witch’s cackle. I’ve had the lines I’m so MAD I’m getting old/ It makes me reckless stuck in my head for approximately forever. 

And, my official Least Favourite of November: I have my driving test this week. I am very scared. Help.

In other news: My giveaway with Alice Oseman is still running here. And the cover of Alice’s second novel Radio Silence was revealed!

For a lot of this week, The Next Together has been #1 bestseller on Amazon in YA Science Fiction! Obviously I’ve been refreshing it delightedly.

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I also did an interview with the University of Nottingham.